woof woof. Hunter here. So yesterday my humans took me to the park in the morning. They spent longer than usual playing with me. I overheard them saying something about needing to get me extra tired but I thought nothing of it.. until we showed up at the vet an hour later! What trickery! I didn’t know where my parents took me until we were at the front door. I tried to pull papa away but it was too late. Fool me once, shame on you.. fool me twice.. shame on me! Dang it! As I waited with my humans in the doctor’s office.. I heard another dog in the next room dying! Okay, not dying, but he was screaming and crying. Who knows what they were doing to him. That wasn’t helpful so then I began to cry (Yes, big boys DO cry!) Anywoof.. long story short, they tortured me. They gave me 2 shots, an oral shot and then drew blood from leg. Because I’m big and scary, they needed to put a muzzle on me. And just when I thought it was over, mommy brought up my ingrown nail to Dr. Z which prompted him to clip it! Not to brag and all, but Dr. Z also told my parents that I had a supermodel body! Move over, Gisele!
Well.. I think I’m going to learn from past mistakes so that I can avoid going to the vet in the future. As usual mommy took pictures. Rather than console her crying baby, she took pictures.. I now know where her priorities are.
Fun and games at the park..
Then I ended up HERE!
I tried to be brave and put on a smile
Until I heard the dog next door crying..
Then they put the muzzle on me and held me down. 😦
(She was really nice! She gave me human food!.. and kisses as I was getting my shots)
Mommy thought that a treat would mean that I’d forgive them..
She was right! woof!